Iphone Hell

Coworker1: "Listen to this! (Points at iphone device with giant microphone)
"PFTTT PFFFFFFFFFFFFTT pip pFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. Ah...ahhhhhhhhh mother of God"

Coworker2: "What in the fuck is that?"

Coworker1: "That was slammer in the can. I recorded his fart before he shat. His PSI must be well over 2oo lbs per square inch to create such force."

Coworkers: "LAUGHING...ages and ages of laughing....belly pain causing laughter...have to leave office and find meeting room that is empty to laugh even more."

Repeat Playback for others:
Monday afternoon, Tuesday at 10 am, Tuesday at 11:30 am...Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and even at noon with wife.
Friday at 2:30 PM - playback for another manager