CANADIAN GOOSE

Environment: Outside of Support Center Building

Scene1: African American lady is driving in a car and sees a group of Canada Geese walking across the road. She remembers that birds usually fly away as you drive and continues to accelerate.

Scene2: Puff of feathers and birds go crazy! She stops her car. Gets out and stares in disbelief. Back in Kenya, a bird would fly away when a car comes.

Scene 3: A second Canada Goose comes over and looks at the dead one and starts honking. It seems upset.

Scene 4: African American lady remembers a scene from National Geographic. "Canadian Geese mate FOREVER!"

Scene 5: She gets back into her car, backs up and then drives over the second bird.

Scene 6: A sign zooms in. Killing a Canada Goose is punishible by a $2500 fine. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.

The End

Lesson Learned: If your spouse takes one for the team - don't act too upset - you never know who is watching!



Environment: Inside Apartment

Scene1: Asian American lady is peaking through her blinds. She babbles in Chinese and asks her husband to wake up. She shakes his toes. He grunts in Chinese.

Scene2: 10 Minutes Later - Asian man realizes his wife is still looking through the blinds. He walks over and peaks out. He sees a car bouncing. He looks closer, he can see two white couples having sex inside the car.

Scene 3: He is fiddling with his camera, a super zoom camera. He looks disapointed. "I can't see them in my lens!"

Scene 4: Asian Americans so turned on by the voyerism...they are having sex in their bed now...violently.


The End

Lesson Learned: Always carry a night vision camera lens...always!


Environment: Meeting

Scene1: Asian American sitting beside obese Canadian

Scene2: Obese Canadian rubs Chinese man's head like a little yellow pet.

Scene 3: Asian American is purring like a cat

Scene 4: Manager sees this - looks confused...then cancels the meeting immediately and everyone leaves the room.

The End

Lesson learned: ???