BECEL TEMPTATION

Environment - Office with cubicles

Scene 1: Manager looks out of his office and calls down to one of his employees. Notices one of the employees bent over in the other employees lap. His two best workers are not answering.

Scene2: Rewind. Employee with Becel spray in his desk is Morbidly Obese and trying to lose weight. He has weight watchers pamphlets all over his desk. He says to his Asian Obese coworker. "If I butter up my belly button...think your head would fit inside?"

Reply: "I don't know, let's try?"

Scene 3: Manager comes by the desk and is shocked. Asian Obese man's head is stuck in Morbidly Obese employees belly button. It looks like a giant asshole engulfing his head.
He finally pops out with a huge suction sucking sound and his face is greesy...covered with hair and butter juice.

Scene 4: Four months later. Morbidly Obese man is in an interview."Explain to me Mr. Smith why you left the last company you worked for?"

"Umm..."