Outsource This!!!

Environment - Service Desk

Scene 1: Two MOFB's on a normal work day see layoffs going on around them. Big G MOFB loses his mind. Rumours are ensuing that the service desk will be outsourced.

Scene 2: Big G runs down to the corner office to speak with his VP. He rushes in and rips his shirt up showing off his round jelly roll belly and two shining saucer nipples.
"OUTSOURCE THIS!" He screams. Then he starts crying, shits his pants and runs off back down the hall to the washroom.

The End