TACKLE FIRST ask questions later!

11:51 AM Kwan hello 11:51 AM Smith sup 11:52 AM Kwan special encounter 11:52 AM Smith mmmm how so 11:53 AM Kwan last friday parking lot 11:54 AM Smith ahhh yes very odd...coworker lingering at back of building, sense something shady going on, black guy pulls up and slams on breaks, puts something in a brown bag in hand of our coworker...very suspicious...your hackles went up and spidey sense tingled 11:54 AM Kwan very odd indeed hahahha 11:54 AM Smith next time, take pictures - blackmail! 11:54 AM Kwan o yea..... 11:54 AM Smith coworker is into illegal activity will pay mucho deneros to silence your tongue and keep photos from HR and police 11:54 AM Kwan Parking lot Joey hahhaha. he's not doing his job conspiracy theory 11:55 AM Smith yep could have just dropped off his lunch lol that's his brother from another mother 11:55 AM Kwan What if we end up ....accusing someone using it for medicinal use fuck i am toast 11:55 AM Smith lol medicinal use pot does not get dropped off behind buildings by black men...LMAO 11:55 AM Kwan yes.....what if I tackled him then ripped open his bag and just a peanut butter sandwich fell out don't i look like a tard then? 11:55 AM Smith For an Asian and a Scot we are both politically incorrect. My best advice, the best defense is a good offense! So if you have to take someone down to find a sandwich, so be it.@

Border Crossing

Dude, you will not believe this...I know a guy who went to Ohio for the weekend with this raging racist...he was dropping N bombs, calling Chinese people Rice Balls and not quietly, they could hear him. I guess cause you two guys are over 6 foot 5 that's why he thought he could get away with it? Pretty much, I had to warn him, I wasn't going to protect him if he kept spewing this racialism out of his mouth...he's a little Italian guy - we play hockey once a week but don't really know the guy...what a dick So what happened? The trip is over and we're driving back across the border and I tell the guy shut the F up. The dude at the border happens to be black. I figure the spagatoni in the back seat has enough sense to pipe down. As we roll up the officer asks if we bought anything while away, we all say yes, two bottles each of verious alcohol. He asks us what type. So we tell him. Then he asks, what is the liquer for. Joey Lasagna in the backseat says all sarcastically it's for mixing with the coffee to make it LESS BLACK! I almost fainted...the guy immediately tells us to pull over! What a moron!!

10:16 AM Kwan are u at your desk 10:16 AM Al yes on phone 10:17 AM Kwan ok, i have something very funny to tell u regarding Mr. Balding 10:17 AM Kwan Kwan's file i was in the washroom all of a sudden i hear someone huffing and puffing then he chucked his jacket on the floor and his bag next to my stall out of frustration, he slammed the toilet sit classic so far! Then he starts moaning and groaning........he squeezed out Mr Hanky Each extrusion...he would gasp in satisfaction with a big Ahhh.... I hope after you read this story, u can still talk straight face on the phone....Good luck and the END 10:55 AM Al I just read this...wow why did he slam the bag down? 10:55 AM Kwan i think his shit is about to come out badly - it's got to be born 10:56 AM Al hhhalmost didn't make emergency exit! CLASSIC! PS - I RECORDED THE SOUNDS ON MY IPHONE...you won't believe it's human 10:57 AMGene Kwanyes