Border Crossing

Dude, you will not believe this...I know a guy who went to Ohio for the weekend with this raging racist...he was dropping N bombs, calling Chinese people Rice Balls and not quietly, they could hear him. I guess cause you two guys are over 6 foot 5 that's why he thought he could get away with it? Pretty much, I had to warn him, I wasn't going to protect him if he kept spewing this racialism out of his mouth...he's a little Italian guy - we play hockey once a week but don't really know the guy...what a dick So what happened? The trip is over and we're driving back across the border and I tell the guy shut the F up. The dude at the border happens to be black. I figure the spagatoni in the back seat has enough sense to pipe down. As we roll up the officer asks if we bought anything while away, we all say yes, two bottles each of verious alcohol. He asks us what type. So we tell him. Then he asks, what is the liquer for. Joey Lasagna in the backseat says all sarcastically it's for mixing with the coffee to make it LESS BLACK! I almost fainted...the guy immediately tells us to pull over! What a moron!!